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Messages from Trent and two other people consoling him about Michelle
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Mike's answering machine giving him advice
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Trent: "Listen I'm with sue and we got two parties, one for a modeling agency"
Mike: "Uh I don't know"
Trent: "Listen to me baby there's gonna be beautiful babies there"
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Mike: "Look we're gonna spend half the night looking for this one party and you're gonna say it sucks and we're all gonna leave. I spend half the night talking to this one girl
who's looking around to see if there's someone more important she should be talking to
and it's like I supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack
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Trent: "Ya I'm listening"
Mike: "I'm not gonna be one of those assholes"
Trent: "Jesus, will you shut up just for a minute"
Trent: "We got to get you out of Dodge we're going to Vegas"
Mike: "What are you talking about Vegas"
Trent: "Vegas, Las Vegas"
Mike: "When are we going to Vegas"
Trent: "We're going tonight"
Mike: "I'm not going to Vegas"...
Trent: "You bring something nice to wear"
Mike: "I'm not going to Vegas"
Trent: "Mike we're going"
Mike: "I'm not going to Vegas"
on the road:
Mike: "Listen I got $300 dollara, but I'm only betting with $100 that's all I can afford"
Mike: "I figure if we buy a lot of chips the pit boss will see us he'll comp. us all kind of free shit that's how it works over there but you gotta be cool"
Trent: "I'm cool baby I'm cool they're give daddy a room, some breakfast I know just the place"
Mike: "What the hell are you wearing I thought you said we were gonna wear suits"
Trent: "Oh Mike you gotta stop worrying"
Mike: "Jesus Christ. C'mon man if you're wearing a suit it looks like you gamble alot they give you free shit"
Trent: "It's ok it's in the back"
Mike: "Turn the car around I'm going home, you gotta show up wearing that suit"
Trent: "Alright already I'll put my suit on, Grab the Wheel"
Mike: "I'm telling you this is how you do it"
Trent: "I know Mike, I know"
Mike: "This could work I'm telling you"
Trent: "They're gonna give daddy the rainman suite you dig that we're going to vegas"
Mike: "You think we'll get there by midnight"
Trent: "Honey we're gonna be up five-hundy by midnight"
Mike and Trent "Vegas, Vegas!"
Trent: a less enthusiastic, after being on the road 5 hrs., "vegas baby, vegas"
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Mike: "I thought Caesar's was more the dope spot"
Trent: "Back in the day this place used to be a real contender, but now they'll appreciate the buisness, probably fall all over themselves for a couple high class guys like us"
Mike: "But the new places on the strip those are supposed to be it"
Trent: "Oh mike you don't wan't that pirate of the Caribean bullshit or the rock 'n roll grunge tip"
Trent: "guys like me and you gotta kick here Oldschool"
Mike: "This is truly Oldschool, this place is fuckin dead"
Trent: "I'm gonna find me two waitress here and I'm gonna bone me a fredo"
Mike: "Ya they're all skanks"
Trent: "What are talking about Mike look at all the beautiful honey's here"
Mike: "They beautiful babies don't work Wednesday's midnight to five this is the skank shift"
Trent: "Excuse me there, I want you to remeber this face, this is the guy behind the behind the guy"
Waitress: "uh ok"
Mike: "Will you cut that shit out"
Trent: "well she smiled"
Mike: "That's not cool man"
Trent: "Did she or did she not smile"
Mike: "I doesn't matter "
Trent: "Mike I'm telling you girls love that kind of stuff"
Mike: "you're gonna screw up our plan"
Trent: "Mike were gonna get laid"
Mike: "Can we first see what happens when we play it cool"
Trent: "What do you think Mike she's gonna go tell her pit boss on us"
Mike: "The trick is we need to look like we don't need the stuff then they give us the stuff for free"
Trent: "Right, right, well I think you're looking good and I think I'm looking like the Money like the Bomb"
Dealer: "On the table"
Mike: "Excuse me"
Dealer: "Lay the money on the Table"
Mike: "I don't want to bet it all"
Delaer: "You're not allowed to hand me money sir you have to lay it on the table if you want me to change it"
Mike: "Do you have anything smaller?"
Dealer: "Yes as a matter of fact I do, but this is a $100 minimum bet table, Perhaps you'd be more comfortable at one of our lower stakes tables"
Waitress: "Guy behind the Guy"
Mike: "I'll have a scotch on the rocks, any scotch will do as long as it's no a blend. Single malted Glen.. any Glen"
Waitress: "Scotch on the Rocks"
Trent: "Double down"
Mike: "What I can't"
Trent: "You always double down on eleven"
Mike: "I know, but I can't it's $200 it's plug money"
Trent: "Mike if you don' t look like you know what you're doing"
Mike and Trent agruing "will you stop for a second, will you shut up"
Mike: "Double Down"
Trent: "18 good 18's good" "12" "16"
Dealer: "21"
Trent: "i'm telling you baby you always double down on 11"
Mike: "Ya obviously not always"
Trent: "Always baby"
Mike: "I lost ok how can you say always"
Old Lady: "Oh my gosh 21"
Clapping- Mike's sarcastic clapping
Pit Boss: "Would you like to have some breakfast tongiht ma'am"
Mike: "You should'nt be sorry you're a winner I'm the one who should be sorry I'm the fuckin' loser"
Trent: "Don't talk that way"
Mike: "Can we just go"
Trent: "Let me tell you something Mike your money, and you know what else your a big winner. I'm gonna ask you a simple question Who's the big winner tonight in the Casino? Mikey that's Who. Mikey's the Big winner"
Mike: "You're an asshole"
Trent: "Alright I'm an asshole, but you're the big winner tonight"
Waitress: "There you two are, I walked around for an hour with that stupid scotch on my tray"
Mike: "We got Knocked out pretty fast"
Waitress: "A couple of high rollers like yourselves"
Mike: "Can you believe it"
Waitress: "I'll go get you that Scotch"
Mike: "You know what forget about I didn't want I just wanted to order it"
Waitress: "Can I get you something else you know you should leave here without getting something for free"
Mike: "Why ruin a perfect night"
Trent: "Listen why do you bring a single malted Glengary for me and my boy Mike here, and if you tell the bartender to go easy on the water then this 50 cent piece has your name on it"
Mike: "What an asshole"
Trent: "Baby that was money"
Mike: "I can't believe what an asshole you are"
Trent: "What are you talking about she smiled"
Mike: "She was smilling at what an asshole you are"
Trent: "She was smiling at how money I was, what I did with her"
Mike: "Can we just get out of here"
Trent: "Why do you want to get out of here, the honey-baby's bringing us a cocktail"
Mike: "What are you nuts, you really think she's coming back here"
Trent: "Baby, I know she's coming back here. Didn't you here what she said 'you shouldn't leave here without getting something for free' she wants to party mike she wants to"
Trent: "Oh Mike do you think know what they're saying to me half the time I don't know if they're talking about how hard it is to be adopted or if their dad can't show them affection, all I do man is wrinkle my eyebrows and somehow I tun out to be a real sweetie, like take this girl here she's a waitress in Las Vegas, but I bet somewhere inside her is a very special dream and no matter how I try I won't"
Trent: "Hey there she's id the most special lady in town, right"
Waitress: "Yep"
Trent: "What time do you get of.. Christie"
Waitress: "Six"
Trent: "Hey don't you call a friend and have her meet us and the bamboo lounge at 6:01"
Waitress: "you got it"
Mike: "That was so fuckin money it was like the Jedi mind shit"
Trent: "That's what I've been trying to tell you girl's love that kind of stuff they don't go for the sensitive shit, you start talking to them about puppy dogs and icecream they know what you want to do you really think they don;t know"
Mike: "No I know, I know"
Trent: "They know what you want to do"
Mike: "I'ts just that I get this thing where I want to a gentleman and show respect"
Trent: "Oh Mike respect my ass, what they respect is honesty"
Trent: "Mike you see how they dress when they go out they want you to notice them, there's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you're money and that you want to party"
Mike: "I went over her head, Oh God I said Age of Enlightenment like a Las Vegas waitress is going to get an obscure French philisophical reference it's like I'm trying to show off to her I might as well have said let me jump your ignorant bones"
Trent: "Mikey don't even sweat it we're gonna meet our honey's soon alright, you know that Christie's friend is going to be money"
Mike: "Excuse me we're in kind of a hurry"
Waitress: "Hang on Voltaire"
Mike: "I'm Mike this is Trent we call him double down"
Trent: "Stop right there ladies don't you always double down on 11"
Ladies: "Always like splitting aces"
Mike: "Whatever"
Trent: "That's an interesting make-up job you have there"
Christie: "Lisa works at the MGM Grand she's a Dorothy"
Trent: "Oh Lisa's a Dorothy"
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Mike: "Well, we're not in Kansas anymore"
Christie: "What do you guys do?"
Mike: "Well I'm a comedian"
....silence followed w/ scattered laughing
Lisa: "Um do you ever play out here I'd love to see you sometime"
Mike: "Uh-no It's just different circuits it's hard to explain"
Lisa: "Well who's your booking agent?"
Mike: "huh who she she knows.. actually I don't have west coast representation as of yet"
Lisa: "Well who was your agent back east?"
Mike: "I sort of free lanced on my own kind of a thing"
Christie: "So, what do you do Trent"
Trent: "Oh, I'm a producer"Trent to the rescue
Ladies: "Oh cool"
Trent: "The worst was when I went in for this after school special, I'm sitting in the waiting room and I see all these little kids are auditioning for the same role as me
Mike: "What was the thing"
Trent: "Oh I don't know it was like drugs are bad Jenny eat something, it was an after school special"
Trent: "So I put down my head and the whole room sits in silence for at least five minutes, when I look up the whole room rips up in applause the camera man has go tears in his eyes"
Mike: "No not the camera man"
Trent: "well not so much because of my reading but really he had his own things going on"
Trent: "Then he says this to me this fuckin guy eleven
Mike: "Then you said double down"
Trent: But the truth of the matter is you saw my tape you know I'm 24 whay do you call me in"
.... silence
Mike: "Well we all have stories"
Mike: "She asked me what I was thinking what did you want me to do Lie"
Trent: "You didn't have to get into it Baby"
Mike: "Christie was nice"
Trent: "Ya I really didn't like her too much to be honest"
Mike: "Why Not"
Trent: "She just didn't do it for me"
Trent: "What did you think of that Dorothy girl"
Mike: "The whole Judy Garland thing kind of tuned me on, does that make me some kind of fag"
Trent: "No baby you're money"
Trent: "Oh, Mike I'm telling you they both thought you were money"
Mike: "I don't think so"
Trent: "Look, you take yourself out of the game you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream"
Trent: "You're doing what you want to do what the hell is she doing"
Mike: "Sells scrapmetal"
Trent: "And this guy she's seeing what does he do"
Mike: "I heard he drives a carriage around central park"
Trent: "Jesus Mike you're the fun loving party and your sweating some lawn jockey"
Trent: "Baby you are so money and you don't even know it"
Mike: "Look T girls don't go for me the way they go for you"
Trent: "Michelle went for you, right"
Mike: "That was college, you don't understand the girls they drink they don't know any better"
Trent: "You know how stupid that sounds, listen to me your self-esteem is low right now because she's with someone else"
Trent: "I'm telling you man you're better of without this girl"
Mike: "Alright, Stop talking I'll try if you shut up, shut up we're gonna make this work"
Trent: "damn right, lets get home"
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