259KB
Rob: "The party started at 8, why are we going to a bar at 10"
Mike: "To grab a drink before we meet the guys for a bite at 11"
Rob: "Where is this place"
Mike: "For some reason the cool bars in Hollywood have to be hard to find and have no sign. It's kind of a speak easy thing it's kind of cool, it's like your into some kind of secret"
274KB
Mike: "Charles, this my friend Rob from back east he just moved out here"
Rob: "My pleasure"
Charles: "How's it going man"
Mike: "This is Charles we went Network together on a pilot"
Rob: "Ya I tested for one"
Mike: "A month ago"
Charles: "Oh Ya how'd your folks take it"
Rob: "Actually I haven't heard an offical no yet"
Charles: "Oh so you haven't told them yet. That's ok I still haven't told my folks I didn't get Deep Space Nine. You'd think they'd figure it out but my keeps asking me about it"
Mike: "Boy does it hurt when they ask"
181KB
Rob: "I'm considering taking a part as goofy"
Charles: "Well at least it's disney, right"
83KB
Charles: "Good this place is dead anyways"
Trent: "You gotta admit the basement shot in the goodfellas was the money"
Misc. talking
Mike: "You gotta be nuts to shoot in a casino"
93KB
Mike: "I've gotta try, I made a promise to myself"
Rob: "Go for it Mike"
Mike: "You gonna be my Wingman"
288KB
Rob: "What's that guys name again Sue?
Mike: "Ya, his dad was a big Johnny Cash fan from what I understand"
Rob: "Oh yeah the Song"
Mike: "Ya, a boy named Sue"
Rob: "He doesn't look like such a mean cat"
Mike: "What that guy, oh he don't look he's mean man. I saw him in a fight once he was rah rah rah smashing the guys face into a curb. It was nasty man that guys cool though"
246KB
Mike: "How you ladies doing this evening?"
Lady: "What do you drive"
Mike: "Excuse me"
Lady: "what kind of car do you drive?"
Mike: "It's a cavalier"
Ladies: laughing
Mike: "It's a red Cavalier"
346KB
Mike: "How's it going"
Trent: "It's on Mike it's on"
Mike: "Oy ya which one"
Trent: "Uh groucho"
Mike: "With the cigar she's cute man"
Trent: "Oh God Mike you just looked right at her"
Mike: "Hey she didn't notice"
Trent: "Ya she did"
Mike: "Hey I'm sorry man I didn't know"
Trent: "Ya don't sweat it Mike"
87KB
Sue: "How you guy's doing"
Mike: "Not well"
Sue: "What Rejected"
Rob: "Shacked"
Sue: "Well just watch old T-bone there and learn"
1.025MB
Groucho: "You know what I had a crush on this guy and he wore lee jeans ya ..... I can cry on que..."
Jaws theme and Trent humoring lady
Trent taring up phone number
Sue: "Was that money or what"
Mike: "Kind of a dick move if you ask me"
Trent: "Why baby what was wrong with that"
Mike: "Ya ask a girl for a number then you tear it up"
Trent: "Oh Mike she didn;t see that, besides T can roll with that she's buisness class"
Rob: "Buisness class?"
Sue: "You know big butt can't fly coach"
Mike: "You guys are terrible"
118KB
Charles: "Out of Glenfidich"
Mike: "What else is going on?"
Trent: "We can hit the Dresden"
Mike: "Perfect"
Charles: "Good this place is dead anyways"
175KB
Great drumming and singing at the Dresden Room "Stayin' alive..."
248KB
Trent: "Wow someone got out of school early today"
Sue: "I think they like our vibe"
Trent: "It's on"
Mike: "God bless you guys"
207KB
Mike: "I can't get this guy to help me"
Niki: laughing
Mike: "Oh this is funny to you, great, great day"
Niki: "Allow me to make it up to you"
289KB
Niki: "Do I Know you, where do I know you from"
Mike: "You ever been to the HAHA hole on Pico?"
Niki: "Nope"
Mike: "I host an open mike there"
Niki: "Oh you're a comedian"
Mike: "Ya, I just go a new agent so now I'm part of the whole vegas circuit"
212KB
Niki: "I know where it is. Starbucks, you came in a got an esperesso"
Mike: "Ya that's probably it that's my drink"
Niki: "You came in and asked me for an application, and I took you and introduced you to my manager"
218KB
Mike: "It must have been a while a go"
Niki: "No I think was about 2 weeks ago"
Mike: "It must have longer 'cause I have a new booking agent now and things have been going real well, I could have been someone who looked like me, I have a face"
83KB
Sue "Mike you're so money and you dont even know it"
Trent: "That's what I keep trying to tell him you're so money and you don't even know it"
207KB
Sue: "You're so money and you don't even know it"
Trent: "That's what I keep trying to tell him"
Mike: "Will you guys not mess with me right now"
Trent: "You know what you are man, your like this big bear with claws and fangs and she's just like this little bunny cowering in the corner"
Sue: "shivering"
273KB
Trent: "And you're staring at these claws and your saying how am I supposed to kill this money"
Sue: "And you're poking at it"
Trent: "Ya your not hurting it your just poking it around a little bit, and this bunny's scared man"
313KB
Mike: "So you guys just aren't fucking with me right"
Trent and Sue: "No man, your money. Now I want you to go over there and get those digits"
Trent: "Come here, listen to me Mike. When you go up to her I don't want you to be like the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's really hoping make's it happen, I want you to be the guy in the rated R movie, the guy your not sure you like...You're a bad man, bad man"
55KB
Charles: "818"
Mike: "310"
the boys: "Oh, Um"
310 is the West Hollywood area code, the good part of LA
225KB
Mike: "So how long do I wait to call"
Trent: "A day"
Mike: "Tommorow"
Trent: "No, tommorow and then a day"
Mike: "So 2 days"
Sue: "Ya, 2 days is like industry standard"
Trent: "You know I used to wait 2 days to call anyone, but now I think 3 days is kind of money"
Sue: "Ya but 2 days is enough not to look anxious"
275KB
Trent: "Ya but I think 3 days is kind of money"
Mike: "Ya well how about I wait 3 weeks, I'll tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I found her number"
Charles: "Ask you where you met her"
Mike: "Ya I'll ask her where I met her and If we fucked, would that be the money"
Trent: "You know what, ha ha ha Mike but if you call to soon you might scare away the baby who's ready to party"
Mike: "How long you gonna take to call your babies?"
Trent and Sue: "Six Days"
272KB
Sue: "Watch where you're going asshole"
HOP: "What'd you say, Bitch"
Sue: "I said watch where you're going, Bitch"
HOP: "Oh so you want some"
HOP: "Smack that bitch, smack him Ya mother-fucker"
Sue: "No you're the bitch, Baby"
198KB
HOP: "Roll up bitch, Roll"
Sue: "You're the fuckin' bitch, baby"
Sue pulls out his gun
Sue: "You know who the fuckin' bitch is huh"
tire screaching followed by silence
208KB
Trent: "What the Fuck"
Mike: "You asshole didn't you see boys in the hood now one of us is going to get shot"
Sue: "Man what'd you want me to do, he called me a bitch I kept our rep bro"
Charles: "Fuck Rep. I gotta call back tommorow"
Rob: "Ya I've gotta get up early tommorow"
249KB
Mike: "What the fuck are you carrying a gun for, what in case someone steps to you snoop dog"
Sue: "Man you don't know how it is out here I grew up in LA"
Trent: "Anaheim"
Sue: "Ya whatever, it's not like New York"
Mike: "Fucken eh right it ain't like New York, it's not like you live in Compton, Sue with bullets wizing by you're head, you live in a good neighborhood in new york trouble finds you"
138KB
Sue: "People get car-jacked"
Trent: "Oh man who would carjack your fucking K-Car, he's right Sue you don't need to carry a gat"
Sue: "Just because I had the balls to stand up to these fucking guys"
Trent: "Like fucking House of Pain was gonna do anything"
Mike: "You live in this fucking fantasy world"
280KB
Sue: "You're always whinning about a bitch that left you a year ago"
Mike: "It was six months ago, and she didn't leave me"
Sue: "Whatever you're like a little fuckin' whiney bitch, oh whoopey you got a number you're gonna fuck it
Trent: "Shut up Sue
Sue: "You know what, have you gotten laid since you've been out here, have you fucked once"
Trent: "Shut the fuck up Sue"
Sue: "I know for a fact that you haven't, because you never shut up about it, your like a little whiney bitch"
Trent: "alright, shut the fuck up Sue"
159KB
Trent: "Shut up, Mike, come back here, come back here"
Sue: "He's fuckin' pissing me off"
Trent: "You know what shut up, shut the fuck up, shut up"
237KB
Mike: "Hi uh Niki this is Mike we at the Dresden tonight... my number is 213-555-247"
Answering Machine: "Beep"
Mike: "9"
235KB
Answering Machine: "Hi this is Niki leave a message"
Mike: "This is Mike again, I just called cause it sounded like you're machine...anyhow my number is 21"
Answering Machine: "Beep"
238KB
Answering Machine: "Hi this is Niki leave a message"
Mike: "213-555-4679 that's it I just want to leave my number...I just want to see where it goes 'cause it's nice and I have expectations"
256KB
Answering Machine: "Hi this is Niki leave a message"
Mike: "I just got out of a six year relationship and that should explain why I'm acting so weird it's not you it's me"
silence
Mike: "This is Mike"
131KB
Answering Machine: "Hi this is Niki leave a message"
Mike: "Hi Niki this is Mike can you call me when you get in, I'm gonna be up and I'd just rather speak to you in person without trying to fit it in"
Answering Machine: "Beep"
Mike: "Fuck!"
357KB
Mike: "Uh Niki, this is Mike, this just isn't working out. It's not you it's me it's what I'm going through I think you're great we should just take some time off from each other"
Niki: "Hello Mike"
Mike: "Niki Great!"
Niki: "Never call me again"
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